Author Archives: Peter D.

Who is Burt and Who the Hell Are His Bees?

Maybe you’ve seen the friendly little yellow display in the store.  Burt’s Bees chapsticks, lip balms (which I suspect are chapsticks melted into a little round container so sickos can stick their fingers in it), and, apparently acne medicine.  If you partake of the acne medicine, please stop reading.  This magazine is only for beautiful [...]
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International Food Court

Sign of the Week Found at the “International” Food Court, 10th st. and 59th Ave, Greeley. Food Court?  Nay!  Cuisine Court. Well, the first thing I think when I see “Food Court” is “International.”  What international delights do we have to offer?  How about an Asian buffet? I say “Asian” rather than being more specific because I believe [...]
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Review: Which Starbucks is the Best Starbucks?

As you may have noticed, Greeley is a town with just a little bit of indie coffee joints and a whole lot of Starbucks’ (Starbuckses? Starbucksi?).  But when it’s time to roll around town to the various Starbucks, one has to be better than the others, right?  We all know that one Roma is better [...]
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Total Domination

Sign of the Week Found at the Phillips 66 @ 1005 54th Ave. Greeley, CO Looking for a new career in Total Domination?  Who isn’t?  Especially for those ready to retire.  Nothing like a pile of old sags and bones ready to hit the Total Domination circuit.  Make your dreams come true.  And MY nightmares.
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Urine Therapy

…It Came From the Library Book Sale Did you know that urine therapy may save YOUR life?  And no, that’s not just a pickup line I use to engage in “water sports” with reluctant partners. This piece of investigative journalism came through the library booksale, and I knew that I had to learn more. This book, unlike many of [...]
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