Today I had the pleasure of trying an Australian delicacy, Wizz Fizz.
You can set down the phone and stop dialing paramedics. I’m still alive despite the best efforts of the good people at the candy company.
The first thing you notice about Wizz Fizz is the fact that it comes with, well, a coke spoon. And that it looks almost exactly like cocaine. It DOES NOT make me feel like maybe I can somehow push through the day the way a nice freeze does, nor does it lend the sense of well-being that has been found atopd the toilet tank in the last stall on the left of many a night club.
The flavor was Original Sherbet. If this is original sherbet, the recipe they have been working with for a while, I would hate to see whatever concoction their Dr. Dreadful lab has come up with by now. The O.S. was the flavor of margarita salt, protein powder, and dried semen. And the texture was like something that you would blow off of a mummy after you opened his tomb (and again, I have to stress that unlike mummy dust, Wizz Fizz has NO hallucinogenic properties).
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Foreign Candy Club: Wizz Fizz
Today I had the pleasure of trying an Australian delicacy, Wizz Fizz.
You can set down the phone and stop dialing paramedics. I’m still alive despite the best efforts of the good people at the candy company.
The first thing you notice about Wizz Fizz is the fact that it comes with, well, a coke spoon. And that it looks almost exactly like cocaine. It DOES NOT make me feel like maybe I can somehow push through the day the way a nice freeze does, nor does it lend the sense of well-being that has been found atopd the toilet tank in the last stall on the left of many a night club.
The flavor was Original Sherbet. If this is original sherbet, the recipe they have been working with for a while, I would hate to see whatever concoction their Dr. Dreadful lab has come up with by now. The O.S. was the flavor of margarita salt, protein powder, and dried semen. And the texture was like something that you would blow off of a mummy after you opened his tomb (and again, I have to stress that unlike mummy dust, Wizz Fizz has NO hallucinogenic properties).