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Elle & Dixie: Sexy Masters of Advice – If I lose my hair, will I also lose my sex appeal?

By Elle & Dixie Friday March 5, 2010

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Elle & Dixie

Sexy Masters of Advice

We’re smokin’ hot, sheddin’ light…..and always right!

Dear Elle and Dixie:

I’m a 35 year-old male, and lately I’ve noticed more hair in my brush than on my head. It is definitely looking thinner. If I lose my hair, will I also lose my sex appeal?

~Worried

Dear Worried:

Elle: Do you think a woman is less sexy if she has wrinkles? My guess is no, sexy is intangible—it comes from a person’s confidence. So, if you think that your shiny head is sexy, then it’s sexy.

Dixie: Hair has nothing to do with being sexy, darlin’. While men fall in love with their eyes, women fall in love with their ears. Are you kind, respectful, thoughtful, and trustworthy? If you answer no, you’ve got some work to do to be appealing to a woman, no matter how much hair you have. However, if you answer yes, you have nothing to worry about—women will be fightin’ to be with you—that is, unless you’re just so ugly you’d make a freight train take a dirt road. Well, that’s just a whole different mess of grits, now isn’t it? P.S. If you remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else, sweetie pie, you’ll be just fine.

Pho Duy ToDay!

By Pete N. Tuesday March 2, 2010

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Phở (fuh) n.
Traditional Vietnamese noodle soup.

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If you want a decent place to eat in one of the worst towns of this nation, a place that also just happens to be stuck in between the worst all-in-one grocery/everything cheap stores and the worst mall ever created, then you should go to Pho Duy, 23rd Ave. just south west of the mall. It used to be Ron’s 19th Hole (you can still see the dirt outline behind the new sign). They serve two different sizes of soup bowls, one huge and the other huge-er. Of course you can get other things like spring rolls and such, but mostly what they do is soup. You get it fast and don’t have to ponder for 20 minutes about what to get. You can choose to beef, chicken, shrimp, or even tripe, with a heaping of fresh veggies like bean sprouts, onion, and basil to mix in to your liking. Oh yeah, it comes with a mound of noodles as well. Service is great and you don’t have to stand in a gigantic line hoping that the server will openly shout in your face “No soup for you”!

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Pho Duy
3000 23rd Avenue, Greeley, CO 80631-8786
(970) 356-4449‎

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Reminder: Yuckyboks Book Club Tonight!

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Howdy,
Don’t forget, tonight the Yuckybooks Book Club is meeting to talk about Atmospheric Disturbances. Or whatever you want. And the great news is, we’re meeting at Patrick’s Irish Pub in Greeley, so there’s planty of booze to take the edge off your shyness, inhibitions, or general distaste for literature.
Even if you didn’t read the book, [...]

UNC Writer’s Conference

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This week UNC is bringing a quartet of writers who will give free readings. Each reading is Monday-Thursday, 7 PM.
The authors and dates are:
Michael Thomas (1st)
Patricia Smith (2nd)
George Saunders (3rd)
Katja Esson (filmmaker) (4th)
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Not to be picky, but George Saunders is a pretty damn good “get” for Greeley. Check out his short story “My [...]

Elle & Dixie: Sexy Masters of Advice – My girlfriend and I never seem to be on the same page

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Elle & Dixie
Sexy Masters of Advice
We’re smokin’ hot, sheddin’ light…..and always right!
Dear Elle and Dixie:

My girlfriend and I never seem to be on the same page. She wants to go out, I want to stay in. She believes in an open relationship, I believe in monogamy. She says it’s night, I say it’s day. [...]

Sarah Palin – Interviews with Supporters

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Great stuff from the guys at New Left Media.
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SARAH PALIN BOOK SIGNING – Interviews with Supporters
On November 20, 2009, Sarah Palin visited Columbus, OH as part of her book signing tour for “Going Rogue.” When her supporters were asked broad questions about why they why they thought she should be president, the responses were vague: [...]